The Captioneer

"My neighbor, Mike Hunt is missing. Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

He couldn't afford to go to The Playa.

The Dorkminster Fullerene atom observed in its normal state.

The "hand on blue cube action" Toby got that day was the most sex he'd had in months.

"... and my cock smelled like Chiclets for a week."

"I don't always dive. But when I do, I prefer the belly-flop. Stay obese, my friends."

Test dummies for The Shocker.

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